More dating humor here!
While I have to admit, I canceled my membership to this lovely dating site…
I saw a glimmer of hope on the horizon….
Which was soon after dashed by the reality of men.
So membership renewed and comedy to ensue!
1. Why do men post 25 pictures of themselves? What are you trying to prove buddy? This is NOT the new Facebook.
2. If your screen name sounds like “My DONG”….. you will be blocked!
3. If you send a new introductory email every couple of weeks, it does not make me forget the previous emails…. still not interested… Do you forget the women you are hitting on??
4. Anything with “juice” in your screen name… puke!
5. Would I rather take a walk by a park or a stream? Perhaps you shouldn’t be emailing someone 30 years your junior…!
6. You’re a soldier of love huh? Sorry this is one battle you aren’t going to win.
7. Your introductory line is “I can’t cook but I clean good”…… I don’t even know.
8. Multiple days in a row of emails about your ex-wife….. running far far away!
And with that, happy weekend!!