Ever have that nightmare…. where something happens in public.
That nightmare where you toss out your yoga mat in class, and out comes underwear flying onto the floor?
Or that high school nightmare of tampons spilling down the classroom row?
Or you accidentally, somehow split your pants at work?
Nightmare became reality for me on Monday.
It is 3pm and you’re walking to grab that necessary afternoon coffee. You’ve met with company big wigs for a charity kickoff event.
You were introduced to the head of your department’s head.
And now… on that caffeine trek downtown…. you feel something hitting your ankle…. What is that….
You look down….
And there it is…
A pair of underwear hanging out of your pants! (yes its yours!) Time and space freezes, your cheeks flush and your breath pauses.
There it was, just hanging out!
THANK GOD FOR BLAZER POCKETS. You do a quick, “let me brush my pant leg off” move and into the pocket it goes.
Did anyone see, because this is totally real life and NOT a nightmare. I hope this is entertaining to someone…. because here it is, out there for you all to see!
Anyway! You know what is not embarrassing?
THIS burger from IL Foro.
The only available at lunch, brisket blend, dripping in cheese, perfect amount of salt, heaven in your mouth burger, can only sit at the bar unless you snag a reservation burger.
For real, go, no run here at lunch. Try this burger.
I’ll be back for more menu items in the future 🙂