Happy Friday! In need of some dating humor to start off your weekend?
Well… I did it. I put my toes in the water and created a profile on one of those online dating websites… even though I said I wouldn’t…. I’m such a constant contradiction.
I mean, who doesn’t know a success story from it these days?
However I find it is worse than meeting people in bars i.e “real life”. Word from the wise, HOW NOT TO ONLINE DATE:
A woman does not (or should not) respond to the following emails:
“Hi, just wanted to let you know, I’ve already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for the imaginary memories. Love, your ex-hubby. PS you can keep the dog and I’ll keep the house in Hawaii.”
Nor should one send the below:
“Congratulations. This awesome funny gentleman has been found for you. You can stop your search now. (phone number) You will be glad to go on a date with him, no regrets guaranteed.”
And with that friends, Cheers to the Weekend!